Dr. House ♥

Îl iubesc pe Dr. House. Este inteligent, maniac, sarcastic, are unele dintre cele mai bune glume pe care le-am auzit (şi pentru asta le mulţumesc scenariştilor, care fac o treabă minunată) iar Hugh Laurie îl interpretează magistral. Probabil de-aia câştigă premii pe bandă rulantă, huh?

Lui House îi gust până şi aluziile sexuale, fapt necaracteristic mie, pentru că sunt inteligente, pentru că întotdeauna foloseşte tonul lui sarcastic (pe care îl ador, btw) şi pentru că, dacă tot faci o glumă cu aluzie sexuală, măcar să o faci cu stil.

Vă las nişte citate din Dr. House, pe care le-am descoperit cu wikiquote :


Dr. Cuddy : Your reputation won't last if you don't do your job; the clinic is part of your job. I want you to do your job.
Dr. House : Ah, yes, but as the philosopher Jagger once said, 'You can't always get what you want.'

House : Bed is for sissies. Unless you're having sex, in which case... no, bed is still for sissies.

Cuddy : I need to know what your plans are.
House : First we take Berlin and then we circle around behind Poland and yell "surprise!".

Wilson : Yes you can sit here running up my hotel bill or you can go get the woman of your dreams.
House : I didn't know Angela Merkel was attending the conference.

Chase : Guy's a hero. He's risking his life to put these dealers in jail.
House : I'm sure the dealers who take their places will be very grateful.

[The team sees House walking in the hall with a sword]
Thirteen : I had a dream like this once. It didn't end well.

Nolan : You're late.
House : You're fat.

House : [Answers cell phone] Hi, this is Gregory House. I can't take your call at the moment. Please leave a message. If this is Wilson, I'm fine. Not suicidal. Not on drugs. Coping very well with the loss of my last patient. So feel free to go about your day without worrying. Beeeeep.
Wilson : [both outside House's door and on cell phone] House, you can't just NOT show up to work. What's Cuddy going to say?
House : If this is still Wilson, she gave me the day off and tomorrow.
[Cuddy glares at him.]
House : Okay, maybe not tomorrow, but today. I'm fine. Now go away! ...........beeeeeeeep.